Muslim cemetary in western Mongolia

Journal Entry 10

October 8th, 2002

"Masochistic Road Trip"

 

So, the second half of my Mongolian adventures... Since half of travel is in the journey, not the destination, I'll detail the trip from that point of view this time...

Returned from my failed horse-buying venture, I met up with Marissa, an American girl. After a couple days in UB, we set out for a 23-day odyssey to the far west of Mongolia.

An intro to Mongolian roads... There are about 2 paved roads in the country. Each can get you a few hours out of UB before ending. After that? I've personally defined a Mongolian Road as "land that lies between you and your destination." Typically there are dirt tracks, usually multiple ones. Drivers pick one, or invent their own way. They are incredibly bumpy. The trip we did would be like driving, say, from Minnesota to Utah, without a road. And back. No signs. A fun exercise would be to take the trips I've detailed below and work out the average miles (or km) per hour. Depressing.

Conditions in the vehicle? The Mongolians make up for their lack of culinary creativity by devising ingenious ways to fit incredible amounts of goods and people in vehicles. No seatbelts, but no matter, as you are effectively pinned in place anyway.

If you sit by a window, it is your job to close it when a vehicle passes nearby (which is not often) to avoid filling the works with dust. But it doesn't matter all that much because your lungs take enough beating from the ambient dust and secondhand smoke.

The whole experience could be likened to a cheap carnival ride at a county fair--you know, the one that's monitored by the creepy guy in cut-off jean shorts and the Megadeth t-shirt and less teeth than fingers who grins as he takes your ticket as if he knows something you don't and the ride is uncomfortable and fun but not too fun or maybe more so because you know your life is actually in danger but don't worry about that because you can't get off anyway till it
stops... Only difference is length of time--no distance in Mongolia is short and no vehicle is fast.

From Merriam-Webster's Dictionary, "masochism" is: "pleasure in being abused or dominated : a taste for suffering." Only a masochist would like this trip. I loved it. Here goes:

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Segment: 1             |  Date: 07SEPT02
From: Ulaan Baatar     |  To: Altai
Vehicle: Russian van   |  Number of people: 16
Mileage: 1001 km       |  Method: Found ride at jeep stand
Cost: T30,000 (~$28)   |  Elapsed time to destination: 35 hrs



Trip notes: Van filled after waiting 2 hrs. Left at 10:30am, arrived 7:30pm, plus one day. Kid puked first time, around 3pm, again about 2 hrs later. Several stops for airag (the alcoholic fermented mare's milk; driver doesn't abstain) in the evening. Beautiful group-singing after dark, traditional Mongolian songs, I assume. 2 stops during the night, perhaps 1-3 hrs each. I didn't enjoy this ride at all. The discomfort was heightened by the combination of the bumpy road and my birthing pains due to something Not Good that I must've ate back in UB.

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Segment: 2             |  Date: 10SEPT02
From: Altai            |  To: Eev
Vehicle: Isuzu SUV     |  Number of people: 4
Mileage: 90 km         |  Method: Hitchhike from side of road
Cost: T3,000 (~$3)     |  Elapsed time to destination: 2.5 hrs



Trip notes: Tried to find ride to Khovd at market. No luck. Wanted to leave town, only option hitching. Walked to edge of town. Marissa was in process of making sign (after ~1 hr waiting) when a sweet SUV stopped, though only going partway. Actually had personal space (only time in Mongolia I ever had that). Short ride though. Dumped us at a "village" in the Gobi desert consisting of about 4-6 gers (tents), a wooden shack or two, and a camel pen in the distance. Assured us we'd find a ride the rest of the way to Khovd in a couple hours.

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Segment: 3             |  Date: 10SEPT02
From: Eev              |  To: Khovd
Vehicle: Russian van   |  Number of people: 9
Mileage: 334 km        |  Method: Hitchhike from middle of desert
Cost: T10,000 (~$9)    |  Elapsed time to destination: 12.5 hrs



Trip notes: Waited 3.5 hrs for ride. In this time, not a single westbound vehicle passed. Sat in a ger sipping tea and eating, etc. When I heard a vehicle, ran outside, flagged him down. Came to a halt 100' past me. Negotiated price. Boarded at 5:30 pm. Van very full of stuff. Stopped once during night for a meal in a family's house. No real defined "seats" in this van. A free-for-all. In effect, a very warped 3-D version of the game Twister, with no holds barred. At one point during night, Mongolian guy rolled onto my lap, asleep with his face in my crotch. Arrived following morning. Tired.

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Segment: 4             |  Date: 15SEPT02
From: Khovd            |  To: Olgii
Vehicle: Russian truck |  Number of people: 5
Mileage: 211 km        |  Method: Hitchhike from side of road
Cost: T8,000 (~$7)     |  Elapsed time to destination: 8 hrs



Trip notes: Again, failed to land a ride in 2 hrs at the market, so opted to hitchhike. Found ride within an hour, with a family hauling a motorcycle in their produce truck. When they stopped, they indicated they had no room for us. I said, "Yes, you do," and pointed to the back of the truck. 5:30 pm. Only room for one in front, so Marissa rode up there. I hopped in back. Beautiful scenery. So dusty I needed to wrap bandana around my face to breathe. Stopped at a ger to unload motorcycle. Replaced it with 10 large sacks of potatoes. Continued on. Kid (boy around ~8 yrs old) wanted to join me in the back of truck. Fell asleep curled up in my lap. Sun fell. Got cold. (Smart) kid returned to cab. I slowly froze. By perhaps 10 pm, I had curled up into the fetal position, wrapping a tarp around myself. Cursed more-or-less constantly. Life dragged, body core temperature dropped. 1:30 am pulled into Olgii, got hotel. Thawed, over time. By morning, I believe my body temp was back near 98.6 deg F.

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Segment: 5             |  Date: 18SEPT02
From: Olgii            |  To: Bayan Nuur
Vehicle: Russian jeep  |  Number of people: 6
Mileage: 120 km        |  Method: Public jeep, from park office
Cost: T3,000 (~$3)     |  Elapsed time to destination: 5 hrs



Trip notes: Jeep not good. Stalled a lot. Battery dead. But the wonderful thing about these Russian jeeps is that every one has a hole in the front for a handcrank, and no driver leaves his handcrank at home. Many many times, he got out and manually started the jeep. Slow, poor driver.

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Segment: 6             |  Date: 23SEPT02
From: Bayan Nuur       |  To: Olgii
Vehicle: Russian jeep  |  Number of people: 7
Mileage: 120 km        |  Method: Public jeep, from town square
Cost: T3,000 (~$3)     |  Elapsed time to destination: 5 hrs



Trip notes: Walked to town from the family we stayed with, 1 hr. Sat in someone's ger drinking tea and vodka, 1 hr. Went to town square; waited for a ride, 3 hrs. Before we left, stopped in another ger for tea and to load 3 large sacks of goat parts into the back of the jeep next to our packs. 7 people is a lot to have in a jeep.

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Segment: 7             |  Date: 24SEPT02
From: Olgii            |  To: Ulaangom
Vehicle: Russian truck |  Number of people: 6
Mileage: 310 km        |  Method: Hitchhike from side of road
Cost: T5,000 (~$5)     |  Elapsed time to destination: 12 hrs



Trip notes: Really enjoyed last couple hitchhiking rides, so decided not to even attempt to do otherwise. Found ride in ~1.5 hrs. We, 6 adults (including a large Mongolian woman), jammed into the cab of the truck. Seats 3. Sound tight? It was. But at least it was only for 12 hrs. The driver and his wife insisted we stay at their apartment upon arrival in Ulaangom. They gave us their beds and slept on the floor. Fed us for a day and a half. Expected nothing in return.

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Segment: 8             |  Date: 26SEPT02
From: Ulaangom         |  To: Ulaan Baatar
Vehicle: Russian van   |  Number of people: 14
Mileage: 1336 km       |  Method: Found ride from market, eventually
Cost: T25,000 (~$23)   |  Elapsed time to destination: 65 hrs



The Grand Finale--
Getting the ride: Marissa and I were now quite confident in our ability to hitchhike and loved the fun things that happened whenever we hitched (okay, forget the time I almost froze). So again, we didn't even try to look for a ride at the market, instead hiking to the SE side of Ulaangom, and sitting on our packs, actually looking for a ride to Moron, not Ulaan Baatar. Sat there for 2 hrs before someone stopped. They told us we were on the wrong road. Bummer. We cursed the faulty guidebook map as we trudged to another road. Sat for 3 more hrs. Not a single vehicle heading to Moron. Bummer. Caved, and went to the market. Sat around for 2 hrs. Nothing. Marissa sold her boots to a Mongolian--both parties pleased. Decided to just head to UB instead of Moron, but didn't matter. Spent another night in Ulaangom, the armpit of Mongolia as far as I'm concerned. Next day, got to market at 8:30 am, found ride at 10 am, van finally left town at 1:30 pm.

Trip notes: 65 hrs is not a typo. Day 1, fairly uneventful. Stopped twice during night for breaks, once for an hour, another time for 2 hours. Day 2, one flat tire. Bumped my head on ceiling many times. Stopped by police and recruited to help fight a forest fire. Carried buckets of water. Picked up shovels to help dig, but they wouldn't let us. Our moods when sour. By Hour 36 or so, I was really pissy. We had stopped for a 5 hr break overnight, a mass of people sleeping on a bunch of beds mashed together in an unheated building, spooning from one side to the other. Back sore, freezing, tired... Day 3, had to get out once, as van couldn't get up a hill with us all inside. Arrived in Tsetserleg, Marissa's destination, ending her journey at about 50 hrs. Continued on. I reached a state where I didn't care anymore. Didn't sleep. A dormant consciousness. Went straight through that night, didn't even stop for supper the night before. Got to my place in UB at 7:30 am, ending my 65 hr trip.

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All in all, it was a great journey. A few of the destinations are probably worth mentioning...

Altai--Two days. Saw a white guy once. Went to museum. Saw lots of stuffed animals apparently operated on by a blind taxidermist.

Eev--Had airag (fermented drink) made from camel's milk.

Khovd--Met and ate with some Peace Corps volunteers. Helped winterize a ger (take it apart, re-level floor, put back together, line walls and roof with felt before covering with canvas). Camped out on a small mountain. Toured a felt factory.

Olgii--Stayed with a Peace Corps volunteer. Learned you can make caramel by boiling sweetened condensed milk (someone please read the side of a can that's in English and tell me if eating half of it is healthy). Another museum. Apparently all of Mongolia served by the same blind taxidermist.

Bayan Nuur--Spent two days in a ger with a Kazakh family, (tried to) help them round up the goats for milking in the evenings. Fed incessantly. One day ate 6 times. They slaughtered a goat in front of us, as we were guests. [Decided that goats are one of my favorite animals--they look cool (esp. their beards), make nice sounds, and taste great.] Crossed a river via camel. Visited an eagle hunter--they led me hold the eagle. Left them, then camped out on an island so we would be left alone. But from dawn till dusk we were visited by Mongolians and Kazakhs. One invited us to stay with him in his family's ger, so we did. Helped the neighbors make felt from this year's wool harvest.

Ulaangom--Not much.

Closing notes on Mongolia:

It was good. There 47 nights. Paid for 21 nights. The rest, stayed in gers, camped, or spent on transport. Good thing, too. Here's an excerpt from my journal, on a hotel I stayed in: "Wallpaper dirty and peeling everywhere, 'carpet' is a series of rugs hodge-podged together. TV doesn't work. Something resembling a heater (under TV stand) might work, but the plug's been cut off its cord. Walls are visually not even close to vertical. Doorways similarly skewed. Plug-ins hanging from wires out of holes in walls. Light in bedroom works--if you jiggle it. Toilet works, now. Missing tank top. To flush, lift up plunger by hand. I rebent the float so it kind of works. Cold water faucets work. For hot, go down the hall, after paying T500 (50 cents). No sheets on bed or pillow. Sleep directly on mattress. This, uncovered pillow, and blankets are all similarly filthy. Drapes are all falling off their hooks. Ceiling cracked. Chairs all missing cushions. No knobs left on anything in room. Plumbing all exposed. Windows not all intact, don't close properly. I'm going to bed now."

That aside, Mongolia is an amazing place. The people are the nicest, most giving, hospitable that I've ever met. Food isn't great (aside from goat), but you can live on $1.50 a day without too much trouble.

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Last Wednesday, I left for China. Arrived in Hohhot on Thursday evening. The change from Mongolia about knocked me off my feet. Stores stocked full of goods! Restaurants/street vendors open after 8pm! Heated buildings! Everybody trying to rip me off! Ahh, China...

Journeyed to Xiahe, my current destination, a small town in Gansu province. After my 24-hr ride from Mongolia to Hohhot, the next afternoon, a 19-hr ride to Lanzhou (hard class). Immediately after that, boarded a bus for a 3-hr ride, then a 10-min layover before another 3-hr ride. Then rest.

So, Xiahe is the site of one of the biggest Tibetan monasteries in China. Bus here brought me through some of the most alien landscape I've ever seen. This is a great little town--very diverse. About half Tibetan. Lots of Muslims. Han Chinese are minority. Walking down the street, it's great to see the mix of people. The monks particularly stand out in their maroon and pink robes.

Currently in an internet cafe. Only other customers are 4 monks, one playing Doom (or something similar) on the computer next to me. Last couple days, took it easy: some hiking, lots of eating, working on a new hat from a sheep skin I bought. Today, played Chinese chess with a monk in his living cell. His teacher walked in; I think he might be in trouble now. Heading west tomorrow to Dunhuang with a Canadian. 6-hr bus ride, then a few hours' layover before a 24-hr-plus ride. Fun fun...

"I loved the sweet-smelling meadows and in the evenings I used to wander about and dream. It was a good life." (-W. Somerset Maugham, 'The Razor's Edge')

 


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